WTF, I thought Gates was already retired?

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Another NFL legend retires ringless thanks to the Spanos family. If squandered HOF careers were championships, the Deanos would be the Green Bay Packers.
 
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He was a free agent last season, official retirement now.
 

Gill Man

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Gates is an L.A. Spanos for life. When he stops associating himself with Team Evil, let me know. Until then, he can go fuck himself.
yeah, that he was let go and then came crawling back like a whipped dog after Henry went down and they 'needed' him, was what did it for me. If he still wanted to play, go somewhere else. Glad they flopped and he had zero impact. Will always think of him as an LA Charger now. I think many San Diegans are gonna just remember the good San Diego Charger players who didn't sell out. I guess when they moved I can understand the players who made it pretty clear they didn't wanna go.....Gordon, Rivers, Perrryman, the center. But there were so many of em that were looking forward to tinsel town and the potential adulation by the media and more $$......how mistaken were they???? Dumbasses especially like 'the dope'. No feelings re: Gates now.....his retirement and HOF mean zip....he'll go in as an LA Charger. Eff that. Eff spanos for trying to erase all the San Diego history.
 

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Classic stupid Spanni move. Recruit an old SD Charger (assuming LA fans know who he is) to promote your LA still basically SD Chargers team. Dumb.

Get a retired Ram or USC or UCLA player...hell, even get a retired Raider player to give away cheap bicycles to kids who want
Skateboards and Iphones.

Just keep up the bs and playing Big Boys until the money gets smaller and smaller and you move to elsewhere.
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Unless the Rams Stadium bails on all their SSL plans, the Chuggers will do about 30,000 per game.
Visiting team mania will continue. League will say “growing plans”, LA fans will say “groaning pains.”
 
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Another NFL legend retires ringless thanks to the Spanos family. If squandered HOF careers were championships, the Deanos would be the Green Bay Packers.
“We promise to field a Super Bowl caliber team...”. Pick a year.
“Lead by HOF career Philip Rivers...”
“Excited by our recent draft....”
“Send money. We'll send you a plastic schedule.”
 
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Rivers likely gone, Gates gone.....no more excuse for any self-respecting San Diegan to continue to support the LOS ANGELES Chargers. Give it up. Or come clean with the reason you continue to humiliate yourselves and your city by allowing the satanos to brainwash you. WTF. Stand up and identify yourselves. Begin your 12 step program now, meetings weekly 8pm at Balboa Park, Spanoholics Anonymous.
 

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Rivers likely gone, Gates gone.....no more excuse for any self-respecting San Diegan to continue to support the LOS ANGELES Chargers. Give it up. Or come clean with the reason you continue to humiliate yourselves and your city by allowing the satanos to brainwash you. WTF. Stand up and identify yourselves. Begin your 12 step program now, meetings weekly 8pm at Balboa Park, Spanoholics Anonymous.

I have a saying for my personal relationships:

"Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
 
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Spaz.....you're next. don't embarrass yourself
My suggested press release for Rivers:

Today, I, Philip Rivers, announce the end of my employment under Dean Spanos, who is a pile of cockroach larvae supping on dog feces regurgitated by a poisonous snot toad. I want to thank all those San Diegans who rooted for me because they, like me, mistakenly thought my teammates and I represented them. I worked my butt off for them and wish to God I had helped them get that championship party we all wanted.

Now that we know my entire career was in representation of Dean Spanos, who is unwashed sheets from the Motel 8 after the shooting of a porn movie involving 100 Raiders fans and a few sheep, I am excited to move on to ethical employment. I never really fought for L.A. In fact, most of the interceptions I threw were on purpose. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything that would bring success to Dean Spanos, who is a scrotum sack filled with sweatier scrotum sacks filled with skunk juice and armpit hairs.

Sincerely,

Philip Rivers
 
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My suggested press release for Rivers:

Today, I, Philip Rivers, announce the end of my employment under Dean Spanos, who is a pile of cockroach larvae supping on dog feces regurgitated by a poisonous snot toad. I want to thank all those San Diegans who rooted for me because they, like me, mistakenly thought my teammates and I represented them. I worked my butt off for them and wish to God I had helped them get that championship party we all wanted.

Now that we know my entire career was in representation of Dean Spanos, who is unwashed sheets from the Motel 8 after the shooting of a porn movie involving 100 Raiders fans and a few sheep, I am excited to move on to ethical employment. I never really fought for L.A. In fact, most of the interceptions I threw were on purpose. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything that would bring success to Dean Spanos, who is a scrotum sack filled with sweater scrotum sacks filled with skunk juice and armpit hairs.

Sincerely,

Philip Rivers
LMAO. Classic. Can you imagine the 'choir boy' PR delivering that one? Outstanding. It would be like he is possessed and has to go to the Catholic church to seek out an exorcism lolz.
 
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My suggested press release for Rivers:

Today, I, Philip Rivers, announce the end of my employment under Dean Spanos, who is a pile of cockroach larvae supping on dog feces regurgitated by a poisonous snot toad. I want to thank all those San Diegans who rooted for me because they, like me, mistakenly thought my teammates and I represented them. I worked my butt off for them and wish to God I had helped them get that championship party we all wanted.

Now that we know my entire career was in representation of Dean Spanos, who is unwashed sheets from the Motel 8 after the shooting of a porn movie involving 100 Raiders fans and a few sheep, I am excited to move on to ethical employment. I never really fought for L.A. In fact, most of the interceptions I threw were on purpose. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything that would bring success to Dean Spanos, who is a scrotum sack filled with sweatier scrotum sacks filled with skunk juice and armpit hairs.

Sincerely,

Philip Rivers

This is dedicated to the Q. As one RB who finally told the truth. Q was right back then as he is now.
The rest of team should of been all Chuggers but they lost even sooner and worse than these guys.

 
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Pointyearedog

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My suggested press release for Rivers:

Today, I, Philip Rivers, announce the end of my employment under Dean Spanos, who is a pile of cockroach larvae supping on dog feces regurgitated by a poisonous snot toad. I want to thank all those San Diegans who rooted for me because they, like me, mistakenly thought my teammates and I represented them. I worked my butt off for them and wish to God I had helped them get that championship party we all wanted.

Now that we know my entire career was in representation of Dean Spanos, who is unwashed sheets from the Motel 8 after the shooting of a porn movie involving 100 Raiders fans and a few sheep, I am excited to move on to ethical employment. I never really fought for L.A. In fact, most of the interceptions I threw were on purpose. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything that would bring success to Dean Spanos, who is a scrotum sack filled with sweatier scrotum sacks filled with skunk juice and armpit hairs.

Sincerely,

Philip Rivers
I feel sorry for those sheep...