Why did marty go conservative? A theory

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AnteaterRaider

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Everything was going smoothly for the Chargers in Baltimore last Sunday. They were moving the ball with ease, mixing up their plays well. After surrendering an early touchdown, their defense clamped down. They led 13-7 at the half, but they seemed to be in complete control of the game.

Chargers coach Marty Schottenheimer shouldn't have sat on a 13-7 lead against the Ravens last week.

A relaxed Marty Schottenheimer decided to enjoy a crab cake. As fate would have it, he spilled tartar sauce all over his playbook. The ink smeared, and he was left with only two plays: an off-tackle handoff to LaDainian Tomlinson on offense and a kitchen-sink blitz on defense. Schottenheimer had no choice but to call those same plays over and over again. Eventually, the Ravens got wise and staged a comeback.
 

exodus

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PhillyChargerFan said:
MMMMMMM A blue crab crab cake :drool:
I had some of those in baltimore. I went to this crab party. They had newspapers and crab guts all over the place. It was disgusting, but the crab was ok. Seemed like a lot of work. Anyway, Marty needs a bib.
 

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exodus said:
I had some of those in baltimore. I went to this crab party. They had newspapers and crab guts all over the place. It was disgusting, but the crab was ok. Seemed like a lot of work. Anyway, Marty needs a bib.

ohh it is ALOT of work, but they are DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
 

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PhillyChargerFan said:
ohh it is ALOT of work, but they are DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
I'd never eaten a crab before, so my girlfriend had to clean mine out for me:no: :lol:
 

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Make sure Marty doesn't spill guac on the playbook this time if he gets some food from us