The Anus/Gnat/Dog/Dean Thread

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uranus is not a planet its a black hole.

ask harry.
It's a Blue Hole.....due the Methane. Yes, it's a gassy planet. Nepture can see everything when the pants line up.

Hersh was a small guy. His sister was very smart as well.

After William's death in 1822, Caroline returned to Hanover and re-organised his catalogues into one extensive book, for which she was awarded a Gold Medal by the Royal Astronomical Society, who later elected her a member in 1828. An asteroid was named Lucretia in 1889 in honour of her second name. This was a fitting tribute to someone who had contributed so much yet disliked the praise directed towards her when it detracted from her brother.
Astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus.
Sir William Herschel found the seventh planet on March 13, 1781, while scouring the night sky for comets; he initially thought he'd discovered another icy body. When it came time to propose a moniker, he suggested naming it for his patron, King George III, which would have made it Georgium Sidus, or George's Star. But the name was not widely appreciated outside of England. "Herschel," after its discoverer, was also suggested, as was "Neptune."
Ultimately, German astronomer Johann Elert Bode (whose observations helped to establish the new object as a planet) named Uranus after an ancient Greek god of the sky. Bode argued that as Saturn was the father of Jupiter, the new planet should be named for the father of Saturn. (Uranus is also the only planet to be named after a Greek god rather than a Roman one.) Bode's colleague, Martin Klaproth, supported his choice and named his newly discovered element "uranium."
 
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It's a Blue Hole.....due the Methane. Yes, it's a gassy planet. Nepture can see everything when the pants line up.

Hersh was a small guy. His sister was very smart as well.

After William's death in 1822, Caroline returned to Hanover and re-organised his catalogues into one extensive book, for which she was awarded a Gold Medal by the Royal Astronomical Society, who later elected her a member in 1828. An asteroid was named Lucretia in 1889 in honour of her second name. This was a fitting tribute to someone who had contributed so much yet disliked the praise directed towards her when it detracted from her brother.
Astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus.
Sir William Herschel found the seventh planet on March 13, 1781, while scouring the night sky for comets; he initially thought he'd discovered another icy body. When it came time to propose a moniker, he suggested naming it for his patron, King George III, which would have made it Georgium Sidus, or George's Star. But the name was not widely appreciated outside of England. "Herschel," after its discoverer, was also suggested, as was "Neptune."
Ultimately, German astronomer Johann Elert Bode (whose observations helped to establish the new object as a planet) named Uranus after an ancient Greek god of the sky. Bode argued that as Saturn was the father of Jupiter, the new planet should be named for the father of Saturn. (Uranus is also the only planet to be named after a Greek god rather than a Roman one.) Bode's colleague, Martin Klaproth, supported his choice and named his newly discovered element "uranium."
i feel like i should pay harry money for his lessons.
 

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don't encourage him.....this thread will turn into anus talk instead of Padre talk.
The anus has come and gone away in many species.
Let me put it this way, you have a starting pitcher ..or your mouth...you can have multiple ways to get that food to the ninth inning. You usually only have one good anus or closer if you're lucky.
The starting pitcher and his reliever buddies can create a lot [ term not CDC approved]
that the closer has to finish off.

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While most flatworms lack an anus, some species have independently evolved one. Some, such as the polyclad flatworm (Thysanozoon nigropapillosum) —see or sea below—-have multiple anuses, situated on their back.

Most deuterostomes, a superphlum of animals including sea stars, sea cucumbers, and all vertebrates such as birds, fish and mammals such as humans, have an anal opening (in some groups, such as reptiles and birds, the anal opening is fused with the reproductive opening, forming a structure called a cloaca). But one group of deuterostomes, the sea stars, now lack the organ.

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The anus has come and gone away in many species.
Let me put it this way, you have a starting pitcher ..or your mouth...you can have multiple ways to get that food to the ninth inning. You usually only have one good anus or closer if you're lucky.
The starting pitcher and his reliever buddies can create a lot [ term not CDC approved]
that the closer has to finish off.

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While most flatworms lack an anus, some species have independently evolved one. Some, such as the polyclad flatworm (Thysanozoon nigropapillosum) —see or sea below—-have multiple anuses, situated on their back.

Most deuterostomes, a superphlum of animals including sea stars, sea cucumbers, and all vertebrates such as birds, fish and mammals such as humans, have an anal opening (in some groups, such as reptiles and birds, the anal opening is fused with the reproductive opening, forming a structure called a cloaca). But one group of deuterostomes, the sea stars, now lack the organ.

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Are u calling melanson an anus?
 

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42220 fans in attendance. A lot of anuses in one place.

Wow. Momday night in june and petco seriously sounded like a play off game in september!
 
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All this anus talk reminds me that I need to schedule a colonoscopy.
How it all started: First, the eyes said,
“I'll be in charge because without me, we'd go nowhere,”
then the lungs said, “we are the most needed, we will be in charge”,
then the nervous system said, “I deserve to be in total control”
then the mighty brain said,
“Only I can do this job, I'll be in charge.”

Then the anus closed up.

And ever since then, every boss has been an asshole.
 

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Ok all anus posts going to the 'anus' thread. I warned you Faded.....don't encourage the guy.
 

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Should be renamed “The anus (and Dog/Gnat) thread”.
you got it. I will also include Dean in it. That was something Harry's scholarly treatise on 'the anus' forgot to mention lol
 
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Ok TH hope you don't mind me plaguerizing , but I'm posting that quesadeeeeya video.......yummmmmm, this guy is funny:
 
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Ok TH hope you don't mind me plaguerizing , but I'm posting that quesadeeeeya video.......yummmmmm, this guy is funny:
It actually inspired me to grill boneless skinless chicken breast yesterday and toast the quesa dilla's on the left over grill heat (I'm still on briquettes, don't tell this guy) but I got as far as the marinade and the 6 hours to overnight wasn't happening so I just grilled it to perfection with plenty of juice left and as such I didn't see the jalapenos being added but it's the one thing my critic had to say about improving on the perfection of grilled meat and a cheese blend: needs some veggie colors.

That cheese grater for fresh jalapenos I will definitely be doing once the lil peppers grow and fruit.

Tomatoes are finally fruiting and getting red so got good chili tomatoes for the year. Ah crap I gotta water em, I almost forgot.
 

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It actually inspired me to grill boneless skinless chicken breast yesterday and toast the quesa dilla's on the left over grill heat (I'm still on briquettes, don't tell this guy) but I got as far as the marinade and the 6 hours to overnight wasn't happening so I just grilled it to perfection with plenty of juice left and as such I didn't see the jalapenos being added but it's the one thing my critic had to say about improving on the perfection of grilled meat and a cheese blend: needs some veggie colors.

That cheese grater for fresh jalapenos I will definitely be doing once the lil peppers grow and fruit.

Tomatoes are finally fruiting and getting red so got good chili tomatoes for the year. Ah crap I gotta water em, I almost forgot.
yup, you HAVE to use those hardwood coals.....briquettes are a no no. I mean it's ok if you like it but you will REALLY like the hardwood coals. Nothin like hickory/oak hardwood. Barring that mesquite works too. Get yourself one of those charcoal chimneys to light the coals.....just stuff some paper in the bottom and the coals on top and light it and in 5 min you have glowing hot coals.

This guy is great. Good ol down home cooking....and he's funny ....love the canines. I'll have to try some of his recipes....the thing is right now i'm trying to get weight off and I'm diabetic plus chronic renal disease so you can imagine not being able to have a lot of protein (meat) or carbs (tortillas) . Bummer. But every now and then I can cheat. he he

Yes you gotta add the jalapenos.....this thread is about anus and you need a red hot anus if you want to be true to the thread LOLOLOL.

And you need to get in on the Padre games.....this may be our year. You can catch em all on Surge.net and pick one of the vendors ( I use 24hr sports) and pick the Padre broadcasters Don and Mud.....whether home or away. To get the MLB schedule for the day go up and hit the little MLB baseball and x out the ads and then you'll see the schedule and pick the Pad game. Then the away or home broadcast. Then x out the HD option on the screen and the arrow to start will show up at gametime. Hope to see ya at the games!
 

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Yeah I wanna get a chimney. I haven't because it seems so much easier to make one out of a coffee can but I've yet to do so lol.

I also got a 55 gallon drum with the intention of making it into my own charcoal maker. Well lump charcoal. :tup:

I know how to play baseball, but watching it to me is like watching curling. In that I get to the point of asking not how is this a sport but rather how is this entertainment?

It's the same for basketball darts and poker. If I'm in the mood to sit through it I can, but I'd much rather actually be doing it.
 

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Any spanus the anus sightings at any of the Pads vs. dawg games?
I doubt those mfers show up in SD at Petco. But they were behind home plate at the dog games when the Astros beat the shit out of them. FUDEAN lol. He jinxes any team he's associated with. He couldn't go to the games last year LOL.
 
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