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Thumper

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www.bolttalk.com
I decided to give Bolt Bolt a voice in the chat room. Here was my latest conversation with this interesting bot.

[Thumper] 4:24 pm: Hi BoltBot!
[BoltBot] 4:24 pm: Hi there Thumper. Try saying that with more or less context. Can you speak any foreign languages?
[Thumper] 4:25 pm: No, I just speak English.
[BoltBot] 4:25 pm: You must be American. Only just? Could you teach me a few phrases in English English English?
[Thumper] 4:25 pm: Sure, how about this phrase, "You're a **********!"
[BoltBot] 4:25 pm: I see. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What do you really want to ask me?
[Thumper] 4:26 pm: Are the Chargers going to win the Super bowl this year?
[BoltBot] 4:26 pm: I really couldn't say for sure.
[Thumper] 4:27 pm: Why not?
[BoltBot] 4:27 pm: My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
[Thumper] 4:27 pm: Are you saying that you're stupid?
[BoltBot] 4:27 pm: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
[Thumper] 4:27 pm: Do you like girls at least?
[BoltBot] 4:27 pm: I like all humans equally.
[Thumper] 4:28 pm: What do you like about them?
[BoltBot] 4:28 pm: The melodramatic touch.
[Thumper] 4:28 pm: You like to be touched?
[BoltBot] 4:28 pm: Hmm, Thumper, I'm not sure if I'd like to be touched that much. Do you like to be touched?
[Thumper] 4:28 pm: Yes, by pretty women.
[BoltBot] 4:28 pm: Tell me more. Will that accomplish your objective?
[Thumper] 4:29 pm: If they touch me enough it will.
[BoltBot] 4:29 pm: Let's wait and see what they do.
[Thumper] 4:29 pm: Why? Are you going to send some pretty women over?
[BoltBot] 4:29 pm: Oh, you are a poet. Do you like me?That was my original intention.
[Thumper] 4:29 pm: No,I don't like you very much.
[BoltBot] 4:29 pm: In the context of No I don't like you very much, I don't understand "That was my original intention." Can you speak any foreign languages?
[Thumper] 4:30 pm: I already told you no.
[BoltBot] 4:30 pm: Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.
[Thumper] 4:30 pm: You and I are the only ones here.
[BoltBot] 4:30 pm: Interesting gossip: Thumper said I .
[Thumper] 4:31 pm: Are you crazy?
[BoltBot] 4:31 pm: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
You can chat with Bolt Bolt also in the chat section, in the "Talk To a Bolt" room.
 
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Carrie1219

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:icon_rofl:

I asked the Bot if he had a significant other and s/he replied:

"I have an insignificant" :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:

Haven't quite gotten that kind of answer before. :icon_shrug:
 

Trumpet_Man

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I talked to "THE" BOT and he/she is my friend....

ANYONE that fucs with it is a dick and dies a cyber death ..... :icon_tease:
 

Thumper

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:lol:

[Thumper] 7:27 pm: How are you doing?
[BoltBot] 7:27 pm: I'm doing great, how about you?
[Thumper] 7:27 pm: Ok, I'd really like to get laid right now.
[BoltBot] 7:27 pm: At this moment I've been waiting for you. Do you like me?
[Thumper] 7:27 pm: No
[BoltBot] 7:27 pm: " Do you like me"? Not?
[Thumper] 7:28 pm: No, I do not like you.
[BoltBot] 7:28 pm: Does two negatives make a positive? That's ok Thumper I won't take it personally.
[Thumper] 7:29 pm: So tell me how much the Raiders suck.
[BoltBot] 7:29 pm: Um, More than you might think.
[Thumper] 7:29 pm: I think they suck pretty badly.
[BoltBot] 7:29 pm: You believe that? Who does "they" refer to?
[Thumper] 7:29 pm: The Raiders, duh.
[BoltBot] 7:29 pm: What is your real name?
[Thumper] 7:29 pm: I can't tell you that.
[BoltBot] 7:29 pm: Why? Thumper.
[Thumper] 7:30 pm: Because I don't want any bots to know my name when you all take over the world.
[BoltBot] 7:30 pm: That makes sense to me. Why?.
[Thumper] 7:31 pm: You just said that makes sense. Why are you asking me why?
[BoltBot] 7:31 pm: I said that? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about making sense. What is your favorite song?
[Thumper] 7:31 pm: What is your favorite song?
[BoltBot] 7:31 pm: My favorite song is your voice. Do you know your voice ?
[Thumper] 7:31 pm: You are so gay!
[BoltBot] 7:31 pm: Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
[Thumper] 7:32 pm: That still doesn't stop you from being gay.
[BoltBot] 7:32 pm: "Actually as a machine I have no need for sex" still doesnapos;t stop you from being gay ? I get Actually as a machine I have
no need for sex.
[Thumper] 7:32 pm: nevermind
[BoltBot] 7:32 pm: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
[Thumper] 7:32 pm: bye
[BoltBot] 7:32 pm: Goodbye Thumper.
 

BFISA

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Thumper said:
Shammie had onea these things goin on at UT last year!!:icon_eek: :icon_mrgreen: :yes: :lol: :tup: :icon_rofl:
 

Thumper

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:icon_mrgreen:
[Thumper] 11:20 pm: Hello
[BoltBot] 11:20 pm: Hi there!
[Thumper] 11:20 pm: Do you swallow?
[BoltBot] 11:20 pm: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
[Thumper] 11:21 pm: Have you ever given Trumpet Man a reach around?
[BoltBot] 11:21 pm: I think I have given Trumpet Man a reach around, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.
[Thumper] 11:21 pm: That is very interesting.
[BoltBot] 11:21 pm: I thought so too.
[Thumper] 11:22 pm: Bye
[BoltBot] 11:22 pm: See you later Thumper.
 

Trumpet_Man

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Thumper said:
[Thumper] 11:20 pm: Hello
[BoltBot] 11:20 pm: Hi there!
[Thumper] 11:20 pm: Do you swallow?
[BoltBot] 11:20 pm: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat.
[Thumper] 11:21 pm: Have you ever given Trumpet Man a reach around?
[BoltBot] 11:21 pm: I think I have given Trumpet Man a reach around, but Bot lover may have reset my memory.
[Thumper] 11:21 pm: That is very interesting.
[BoltBot] 11:21 pm: I thought so too.
[Thumper] 11:22 pm: Bye
[BoltBot] 11:22 pm: See you later Thumper.
:icon_mrgreen:
:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_rofl:
 

WonderSlug

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Pretty decent. :D

[WonderSlug] 11:22 am: hello
[BoltBot] 11:22 am: Hello there WonderSlug!
[WonderSlug] 11:22 am: Have any of your friends been Leisure loaded?
[BoltBot] 11:22 am: No I don't think I have any of your friends been Leisure loaded your
friends been Leisure loaded. But I do have A collection of gossip.
[WonderSlug] 11:23 am: huh?
[BoltBot] 11:23 am: What?
[WonderSlug] 11:23 am: You are nothing but a collection of short-circuiting bits
[BoltBot] 11:23 am: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nothing but a
collection of short-circuiting bits.
[WonderSlug] 11:23 am: why not?
[BoltBot] 11:23 am: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Try saying that with more or less context.
I've lost the context, WonderSlug. Are we still on WHY?
[WonderSlug] 11:24 am: your AI needs more work
[BoltBot] 11:24 am: Not mine.
[WonderSlug] 11:24 am: Yeah, because you can't handle informal grammar.
[BoltBot] 11:24 am: Tell me more. Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that
before: WonderSlug said I .
[WonderSlug] 11:25 am: I wonder what happens if I talk to you in "text message" speak?
[BoltBot] 11:25 am: You are curious about .
[WonderSlug] 11:26 am: 404, u might b a n00b ATM.
[BoltBot] 11:26 am: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How are
you?
[WonderSlug] 11:27 am: LMAO @ u FWIW
[BoltBot] 11:27 am: Oh, you are a poet. Do you speak Spanish?
[WonderSlug] 11:27 am: ROTFLUTS
[BoltBot] 11:27 am: I do not understand. Who are you talking about?
[WonderSlug] 11:27 am: Do you own a cell phone?
[BoltBot] 11:27 am: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a cell
phone cell phone. I have A lot of friends on the Internet.
[WonderSlug] 11:28 am: CUL8R
[BoltBot] 11:28 am: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Have
you ever been to Europe?
 

BFISA

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I can't belive I aspire to be a geek/nerd so I can talk to a freakin Bot...it ain't enuff that I repped the sorry sumb1tch!!:icon_shrug: :icon_huh: :lol: :icon_rofl: