Predict What Week Mathematical Elimination Will Occur

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Gill Man

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The spanoses still are technically in the hunt but odds grow slimmer each week. They'd already started last game at 0.4% odds to make the playoffs. Only Dolphins and I think Jags eliminated thus far mathematically. I predict this is the week....they lose to the Vikes on the soccer field, drowned out not by rain but by a sea of purple.
 

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The spanoses still are technically in the hunt but odds grow slimmer each week. They'd already started last game at 0.4% odds to make the playoffs. Only Dolphins and I think Jags eliminated thus far mathematically. I predict this is the week....they lose to the Vikes on the soccer field, drowned out not by rain but by a sea of purple.
Yeah...

Let me put it to you this way...

Willey Coyote has a better chance of catching the Road Runner...
Elmer Fud, has a better chance of making hasenpfeffer from Bugs Bunny...
Hodor has a better chance of getting it on with Danerys...
Anakin has a better chance of being named Jedi of the year by Master Yoda...
Trump has a better chance of getting Q to be the leader of his fan club...
London has a better chance of getting a team in the AFC West...
Canada has a better chance of becoming states in the US....

All those things will happen before the Chargers make the playoffs this year.
 
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Gill Man

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Yeah...

Let me put it to you this way...

Willey Coyote has a better chance of catching the Road Runner...
Elmer Fud, has a better chance of making hasenpfeffer from Bugs Bunny...
Hodor has a better chance of getting it on with Danerys...
Anakin has a better chance of being named Jedi of the year by Master Yoda...
Trump has a better chance of getting Q to be the leader of his fan club...
London has a better chance of getting a team in the AFC West...
Canada has a better chance of becoming states in the US....

All those things will happen before the Chargers make the playoffs this year.
LMAO...those were good! That should be a springboard for the rest of the thread! Have at it everyone......(this could be good).
 

Gill Man

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Spanos has a better chance of having testicles
Robert Kraft has a better chance of finding a new massage parlor that will accept him
Jim Harbaugh has a better chance of beating Ohio State one day
San Diego has a better chance of getting another NFL team
Mayor Faulconer has a better chance of being named NFL Mayor of the Year
San Diego State has a better chance of defeating Ohio State or LSU or Clemson for the National Championship
 

Harryo the K

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The spanoses still are technically in the hunt but odds grow slimmer each week. They'd already started last game at 0.4% odds to make the playoffs. Only Dolphins and I think Jags eliminated thus far mathematically. I predict this is the week....they lose to the Vikes on the soccer field, drowned out not by rain but by a sea of purple.
I think they play the Jaguars this week.

There's a team that's bad but spends money, lots of money, on quarterbacks.
 

Harryo the K

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Christmas has a better chance of being ad free.
Jesus has a better chance of actually showing up and paying his bar tab.
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Pence has a better chance of getting laid by a hooker.
Apple has a better chance of selling products at a discount.
Climate change has a better chance of freezing Trump's balls.
Dogs have a better chance of outlawing cats within city limits.
Selfies have a better chance simply refusing to work for ugly people.
Heat has a better chance of moving to a hotter body.
 

Gill Man

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I think they play the Jaguars this week.

There's a team that's bad but spends money, lots of money, on quarterbacks.
lolz, another tomato can? They'll find a way to lose lolz. I thought they still had to play the Vikes?
 

RamAirVA

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Depends on the Week
By my calculations it will occur this week by any one of the following of:

- Loss/Tie at Jacksonville (why the hell is this a 4:05 EST start and not a 1:05? No conspiracy talk Q!)
- Steelers win at Arizona (4:25 EST start)
- Titans win at Oakland (4:25 EST start)

Both the Steelers and Titans already own tiebreakers and one or both could be at 8 wins at the end of the day.

Let the vigil commence! I am calling it.
 
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By my calculations it will occur this week by any one of the following of:

- Loss/Tie at Jacksonville (why the hell is this a 4:05 EST start and not a 1:05? No conspiracy talk Q!)
- Steelers win at Arizona (4:25 EST start)
- Titans win at Oakland (4:25 EST start)

Both the Steelers and Titans already own tiebreakers and one or both could be at 8 wins at the end of the day.

Let the vigil commence! I am calling it.
Good call. Most likely of those I think is Titans win at OAK. That team looks to be getting strong.....Henry the runner is the new Beast Mode. Tannehill prospering i n that scheme. And if they escape this week , they fall the following week vs the Vikes.
 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/nfl-playoff-picture-updated-afc-nfc-standings-for-week-13/ar-BBXudpc?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp

Who can get there?

7. Titans (7-5); 8. Raiders (6-6); 9. Colts (6-6); 10. Browns (5-7)


The Titans jumped ahead of the Colts by beating them in Indianapolis. The Raiders failed to keep pace with them by losing to the Chiefs and the Steelers dragged the Browns further down.

Who's on their way out?

11. Jaguars (4-8); 12. Broncos (4-8); 13. Chargers (4-8); 14. Jets (4-8)


The Steelers and Titans getting to seven wins hurts all their chances. The Jaguars and Jets suffered bad losses in Week 13, while the Chargers lost to the Broncos.

Who's out?

15. Dolphins (3-9); 16. Bengals (1-11)
 
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Look at that photo. All the linemen are down and ready to go. What the hell is Tevi doing? He looks like he's about to get his ass kicked in and fears lining up lolz.
 
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Look at that photo. All the linemen are down and ready to go. What the hell is Tevi doing? He looks like he's about to get his ass kicked in and fears lining up lolz.
What is Tevi doing? I am not sure, but Tevye is daidle, deedle, daidle, daidle, deedle, daidle, dum.
 

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*BUMP*

Both the Titans and Steelers won. They should be officially eliminated now as the Texans, Steelers and Titans all have 8 wins and all three have tiebreakers unless someone can confirm otherwise.
 
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*BUMP*

Both the Titans and Steelers won. They should be officially eliminated now as the Texans, Steelers and Titans all have 8 wins and all three have tiebreakers unless someone can confirm otherwise.
Yup, it's already been confirmed. Just the Steelers win did it. 23-17 over the Cardinals. Good riddance spanii for another year. Now we can enjoy the holiday season and our hate can go into hibernation for the rest of the winter lolz. It can re emerge in time for the draft.....hope they botch the picks in the middle of each round. Hope they win out and go 8-8 and ruin their draft position. I guess we can reverse hate watch, root for them the rest of the way! lol.