Today we get to witness the beginning of a new era in Unicorn-land. The great Messiah T.T. boy will take the helm
after an excruciatingly painful 3 quarters of play from Kyle O-face. To the masses assembled it will not only be the
day of reckoning for one, but the day of salvation for many. For it is told in the prophecies that a grand Unicorn bearing
the symbol of the chosen-one, will come into the lineup as if he were coming straight from the sidelines. But beware,
for he is not the true savior of Donkey souls, but a mere imposter, an overgrown incompetent, non-defense reading fake who has fooled the masses with his fabled wizardry.
The siege of Denver is upon us. For it has been communicated to me through prophetic visions (a dream I had last week), that those who are clothed in white garments (away-jerseys) shall rain destruction on the heads and hearts of the Unicorn-followers.
For it is told, a pale horse whose name is Death (Al Davis somehow snuck into this narrative), will throw down unto the arena his commitment to mediocrity and it will be hoisted by the great T.T. boy until the masses, whose eyes have been removed as if from their heads directly, will finally realize (too late) that they have been deceived, and thus will be thrown into a deep dark place (broncos forum) where there will be much wailing and gnashing of donkey teeth.
This message was brought to you by my good friend lack-o-sleep and by the number 17.