Hatin' Harry's Chuggers Thread 2021 and Beyond to Infinity

Harryo the K

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that was the only good news was the lack of chargers fans.
Imagine if dumb nutz Deano had decided to play opposite to the
Raider fan base, and rename themselves, the LA Cops. Every player
has sunglasses, the cheerleader dress like crack whores, Johnnie Boy and Baby AJ
get neck and forehead tattos saying "We donz do charities--Sucker!"
Every week another word of profanity at the 50 yard line.
 
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Fender57

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Can you please post a bunch of those screenshots?......I'm sure they are priceless lmao.
Nominal quick browsing notes:

O-line depth is shit
Fire Staley now!
Why did they even play Herbert? He’s hurt!
Daniels should’ve got all the reps
Hire Sean Peyton!
Herbert is due the sophomore slump he never had, look at the unforced errors
 

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The Chargers should just go ahead and burn the film from this game, then pick up the ashes and set those on fire, too. This game was an absolute disaster from start to finish. The Chargers defense got embarrassed by a Jaguars offense that was basically able to score at will. The only upside of being blown out is that Brandon Staley could have pulled Justin Herbert out of the game early, but HE DIDN'T DO THAT. Despite the fact that Herbert has an injured rib cage, Staley left his QB in to take a beating until the bitter end.
 

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The Chargers should just go ahead and burn the film from this game, then pick up the ashes and set those on fire, too. This game was an absolute disaster from start to finish. The Chargers defense got embarrassed by a Jaguars offense that was basically able to score at will. The only upside of being blown out is that Brandon Staley could have pulled Justin Herbert out of the game early, but HE DIDN'T DO THAT. Despite the fact that Herbert has an injured rib cage, Staley left his QB in to take a beating until the bitter end.
Ain’t nothing like beating up the injured rib cage to promote healing. Toughen him up!
 
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Harryo the K

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Here's the difference. In the olde days, fans, still 98% male, would perhaps write a post about how they predict this or knew that what going to happen, but now you have thousands of assholes from 12 years old to fifty, that sit in front of their computer's camera with their David Letterman microphone and a huge headset and act like they know what the hell they're talking about, claiming their winning teams just didn't get it done and they expect next week, their gambling choices will be spot on.

Now that's a run on sentence.
Plus....I had Seattle by one. Yes, I did.
 

Harryo the K

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One common, repeated forever, expression of Coach Staley is "we..." "we need to be..." "we planned..."

Actually, I think the decision to play Herbert and continue to play him the full game was made from
elsewhere/that is Chuggers brass who wanna have Herbert on the TV and talked about. It's all they have.
 

Gill Man

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Nominal quick browsing notes:

O-line depth is shit
Fire Staley now!
Why did they even play Herbert? He’s hurt!
Daniels should’ve got all the reps
Hire Sean Peyton!
Herbert is due the sophomore slump he never had, look at the unforced errors
ha ha, thanks! probably some others would be "Bosa is a pussy, always injured, trade him", "Herbert is another PR, makes too many errors in crunch time", "Telesco is a dick", "Dean is a dick", Johnny boy is a dick", "Nepotism never works, fire all the spanii", "Bring back Anthony Lynn, he was 10x better than Stale shit", "Staley is a dick", "Bezos should buy the team!!!", "Kroenke owns Dean", "Fight for nothing", "Why are they wearing the darker jerseys in 90-100 heat??", "Bring back PR!!!!!", "Bring LAT out of retirement!!! He can run better than Ekeler and whoever the other unknowns running the ball", "22 Yards rushing?????, I can run better than that and I have polio", etc etc......(feel free to add your own haters LMAO)
 
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ha ha, thanks! probably some others would be "Bosa is a pussy, always injured, trade him", "Herbert is another PR, makes too many errors in crunch time", "Telesco is a dick", "Dean is a dick", Johnny boy is a dick", "Nepotism never works, fire all the spanii", "Bring back Anthony Lynn, he was 10x better than Stale shit", "Staley is a dick", "Bezos should buy the team!!!", "Kroenke owns Dean", "Fight for nothing", "Why are they wearing the darker jerseys in 90-100 heat??", "Bring back PR!!!!!", "Bring LAT out of retirement!!! He can run better than Ekeler and whoever the other unknowns running the ball", "22 Yards rushing?????, I can run better than that and I have polio", etc etc......(feel free to add your own haters LMAO)
There’s like 100+ pages in their venting thread I only looked up the last page but I’m sure you’re right lol!

“I can catch better than Allen and I have no arms”.
 
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Gill Man

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I love this Jerry Tillery 2022 3 games.
4 tackles, 3 solo 0 sacks 0 fumbles 0 interceptions

And both dudes are still around. Lol.

a ha ha ha,,,,,,,,remember how he was going to be the answer to the DL woes....gonna plug the middle and even rush the QB, be the next Jamal Williams???? lmfao. Only telesco, he's one of the worst GM's in the league. Figures spenis would select that guy and let him run the team into the ground. They allegedly fixed all the problems in the offseason......brought in a ton of FA's and STiLL the D looks like it has major issues. They got stomped by JAX who ran on them for over 150 yards yesterday and controlled time of possesion 2:1. Huge domination in the stats dept other than passing yds. So all those FA's haven't really done much for them other than cost them more salary cap and less depth. Now they are all getting injured as per usual.
 

Harryo the K

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ENJOY. I like this guy's penmanship.

 

Gill Man

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ENJOY. I like this guy's penmanship.

ha ha,,,that pretty much nails the spenis family and chugs. I kinda liked this fan comment, especially the last 3 sentences
Adam:

During Ryan Leaf’s last season in San Diego, my dad was at a Bar Association silent auction, where some jokers had donated a signed Ryan Leaf jersey and ball. My dad, being an optimist, put in a bid for something like 100 bucks (it was going to charity, after all) Of course, no one else bid on the item and he became the proud owner of these valuable items. His thought Leaf might stage a miracle turnaround and that the value of the jersey and the ball would go up. Worst case, he’d be remembered as one of the worst Chargers QBs of all time, and the jersey and ball might be worth something down the road as a result of the notoriety of Leaf being so thoroughly shitty, both on the field and off. So he sealed the ball and jersey up in some plastic bags, popped it in a plastic storage box, and put them up in the attic to await an uncertain future.
Cut to 2009ish, I was in college, home for the summer. The Ryan Leaf memorabilia sat forgotten in the attic, and the Phillip Rivers era was in full swing. One night, I heard something scratching around in the attic, and went up the next morning to investigate. A rat had found its way into the attic through a hole in a vent screen and had decided to set up shop in, you guessed it, the box that held the treasured Ryan Leaf collectibles. Both the ball and jersey had been shredded by the rat to make its nest, with the remaining pieces scattered around the attic. There was no evidence of rats chewing on any other box up there. Not my childhood artwork or my parents’ old stuff. The rat had been laser-focused on the destruction of the Leaf jersey and ball. I found this to be a fitting metaphor for my cursed life of being a Chargers fan. Fuck Ryan Leaf, fuck the Spanos Family, and fuck LA.
 
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Harryo the K

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Reviewing the Chuggers remaining schedule, I see an 8-9 finish.
I granted them the Raiders and the improving Broncos, and Indy.
Ones I think are solid losses, KC, SF, Tenn., Miami, Maybes...Rams, Arizona.
I think Atlanta does a number them this week.
Taking away your four Division winners, I think two of the three wildcards come from the AFC East. The other one.....I say Cinn. Bengals.
 
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