Hatin' Harry's Chuggers Thread 2021 and Beyond to Infinity

[Faded Blues]

NFL approves OT rules tweak for playoffs only

NFL owners on Tuesday approved a rule proposal to modify overtime in the playoffs by ensuring both teams get a possession.

www.espn.com

More possessions=more commercials.

More possessions=more gambling.

Don’t be fooled.

 

[Gill Man]

NFL approves OT rules tweak for playoffs only

NFL owners on Tuesday approved a rule proposal to modify overtime in the playoffs by ensuring both teams get a possession.

www.espn.com

More possessions=more commercials.

More possessions=more gambling.

Don’t be fooled.

Exactly, stupid rule change.

 

[Harryo the K]

NFL approves OT rules tweak for playoffs only

NFL owners on Tuesday approved a rule proposal to modify overtime in the playoffs by ensuring both teams get a possession.

www.espn.com

More possessions=more commercials.

More possessions=more gambling.

Don’t be fooled.

Add teams to the “Tournament”, The regular season means nothing.

Add more time, more scoring means more meaningless results. More “fairness” = more money.

Fair? NFL promotes, creates and bends rules (time run offs, defensive penalties, lack of timeouts) so Team A can win in last 30 seconds of the game. Then suddenly they want multiple possessions, probably greater referee flexibilty to get more scoring.

Yes, it's just a sell out for more money, more commercials, more fake drama.

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Here's what's next. QB Mahomes and Chiefs control the ball for the last 7:24 of regulation, kicking a field goal to win over QB Allen and Bills. Bills eliminated from playoffs.
(Change names and QBs for NFC week 18 game.). Now we need to make sure team Buffalo or Team Rams, has another change, maybe two out three 50+ yard field goals. Why not?

 

[Harryo the K]

I expect Gambling to develop Overtime rules to:
1. Keep to kept the won cash from the regulation game.
2. To increase cash flow from overtime potential
“Secondary contest”.
3. I planning a $100,000 winning post on Gameday thread.
You could win. Or you could sue me for $200,000.
My defense? You click the box of Chargers are SB
Contenders. My lawyer says, we 're good.

 

[Gill Man]

I'm surprised the NFLPA would be good with that rule change. By time regulation is over players are dead tired, especially in the playoffs. Add in more time on the field (50% of games decided after first possession) and that is more injury possibility to each player. NFL: "who cares about players health? It's the money that's the most important thing, CTE is fake news compared with TV ad revenue and gambling revenue"

 

[Harryo the K]

You want ugly? Pretend they (as I noted above) wanted "everybody" to have a shot at the playoff$. Your lRaiders-Chuggers game was almost a tie game. If tied, ironically, both teams would have made the playoffs. But say, teams are the Rams and the Bucs.
Game ends in tie. Neither team goes to playoff$. Or Rams are not in playoff picture but the Bucs are. Rams tie game on a last minute weird field goal. No Brady, no Bucs.

Let's invent some Playoff Team Qualifiers for the last two weeks of the
"Regular Season."

 

[ThunderHorse17]

You want ugly? Pretend they (as I noted above) wanted "everybody" to have a shot at the playoff$. Your lRaiders-Chuggers game was almost a tie game. If tied, ironically, both teams would have made the playoffs. But say, teams are the Rams and the Bucs.
Game ends in tie. Neither team goes to playoff$. Or Rams are not in playoff picture but the Bucs are. Rams tie game on a last minute weird field goal. No Brady, no Bucs.

Let's invent some Playoff Team Qualifiers for the last two weeks of the
"Regular Season."

So glad I'm only watching this train wreck as a outside observer rather than a blindly for team on board fanatic.

Eat.

I hope I used that right if not I have the song to back me up.

 

[ThunderHorse17]

 

[Faded Blues]

So glad I'm only watching this train wreck as a outside observer rather than a blindly for team on board fanatic.

Eat.

I hope I used that right if not I have the song to back me up.

yeah man. So much easier watching football as entertainment and not as a fanatic. Spanos freed me of that burden.

 

[Harryo the K]

Here's problem, Chugger fans out in Encino.
Watson gets guaranteed money of $230 million.
Previously high was $150 million for Aaron Rodgers. Now, like Joe Burrows, Herbert is coming into year three of a five year rookie contract. But the new Watson
wave effect is this...the NFL requires owners to put the guaranteed future money into an escrow account. Thus, Browns have to put thr money of $184 million into an escrow.
Deano does not have that kinda money and Herbert would be stupid to sign 'an old fashion' type contract vs thenew guaranteed money. Every agent will want it. Probably it's what is holding up the Lamarr Jackson extension.

Contract Details for Deshaun Watson's Extension with Browns

A look at Deshaun Watson’s contract with the Cleveland Browns, which is fully guaranteed.

www.si.com

 

[Gill Man]

Here's problem, Chugger fans out in Encino.
Watson gets guaranteed money of $230 million.
Previously high was $150 million for Aaron Rodgers. Now, like Joe Burrows, Herbert is coming into year three of a five year rookie contract. But the new Watson
wave effect is this...the NFL requires owners to put the guaranteed future money into an escrow account. Thus, Browns have to put thr money of $184 million into an escrow.
Deano does not have that kinda money and Herbert would be stupid to sign 'an old fashion' type contract vs thenew guaranteed money. Every agent will want it. Probably it's what is holding up the Lamarr Jackson extension.

Contract Details for Deshaun Watson's Extension with Browns

A look at Deshaun Watson’s contract with the Cleveland Browns, which is fully guaranteed.

www.si.com

yeah we'll find out how badly pervert wanted to be a chugger,,,,,,,,,probably turns out not all that badly when he finds out what a cheap bastard spanos is compared with other owners in the league.

Testiclescope: "you know Justin we've been watching you carefully for 4 years and realized you have great potential to convert to tight end"

 

[Harryo the K]

yeah we'll find out how badly pervert wanted to be a chugger,,,,,,,,,probably turns out not all that badly when he finds out what a cheap bastard spanos is compared with other owners in the league.

Testiclescope: "you know Justin we've been watching you carefully for 4 years and realized you have great potential to convert to tight end"

"....and yes, you have to plan Quarterback, too We can't afford both."

 

[wrbanwal]

Damn. Clev gonna need a new stadium

 

[Gill Man]

Damn. Clev gonna need a new stadium

what, has spanos traded for him??? jk....I have baseball on the brain. you mean CLE? you got a link?

 

[ThunderHorse17]

Here's problem, Chugger fans out in Encino.
Watson gets guaranteed money of $230 million.
Previously high was $150 million for Aaron Rodgers. Now, like Joe Burrows, Herbert is coming into year three of a five year rookie contract. But the new Watson
wave effect is this...the NFL requires owners to put the guaranteed future money into an escrow account. Thus, Browns have to put thr money of $184 million into an escrow.
Deano does not have that kinda money and Herbert would be stupid to sign 'an old fashion' type contract vs thenew guaranteed money. Every agent will want it. Probably it's what is holding up the Lamarr Jackson extension.

Contract Details for Deshaun Watson's Extension with Browns

A look at Deshaun Watson’s contract with the Cleveland Browns, which is fully guaranteed.

www.si.com

Whoa that is one manipulative way to force without forcing oppression/ownership of a human being. Honestly before looking at that link I was gonna assume the number for top 5 QB has gotten crazy and use a Rivers phrase and jus say "holy smokes" but damn if that isn't a contract imo that works more for Cleveland than Burrow.

Also 46 mil per year for the last 3 years is the signing bonus divided equally? Or is the bonus paid out in the first year?

 

[Harryo the K]

Whoa that is one manipulative way to force without forcing oppression/ownership of a human being. Honestly before looking at that link I was gonna assume the number for top 5 QB has gotten crazy and use a Rivers phrase and jus say "holy smokes" but damn if that isn't a contract imo that works more for Cleveland than Burrow.

Also 46 mil per year for the last 3 years is the signing bonus divided equally? Or is the bonus paid out in the first year?

Watson’s contract comes with a pretty straight forward deal.

Signing bonus: $44.965 million, spread out over the length of the five year deal, averaging $8.993 million each season.

2022 base salary: $1.035 million, fully guaranteed.

2023 base salary: $46 million, fully guaranteed.

2024 base salary: $46 million, fully guaranteed.

2025 base salary: $46 million, fully guaranteed

 

[Faded Blues]

Cleveland citizens will get fleeced for a brand new stadium so they can see shitty football.

 

[wrbanwal]

Sounds like a good deal for the browns as long as he doesn’t get injured. Welcome to baseball style contracts.

 

[Gill Man]

How come the indians had to change name and not the browns?

 

[Gill Man]

Padres is sexist. Make em change to the madres? Wth. Cancel sports while were at it. Too manly, not girly enough. Imitates war. Lmao

 

[Gill Man]

Cancel spanos, fucking racist bologna truck catering migrant hater

 

[Faded Blues]

Q

Cancel spanos, fucking racist bologna truck catering migrant hater

It should be legal to discriminate against dumb assholes like spanos.

 

[Harryo the K]

Padres is sexist. Make em change to the madres? Wth. Cancel sports while were at it. Too manly, not girly enough. Imitates war. Lmao

Perfect day for Gilly to Come Home.

Ps. Some old time real football included. That was a nice game. Defenseless receiver....WTF?

 

[Gill Man]

Perfect day for Gilly to Come Home.

Ps. Some old time real football included. That was a nice game. Defenseless receiver....WTF?

Ha ha,,,,that is so classic.......the one and only GC.......had me on the floor.....as he always did. That was him in his prime too. Loved his take on football and the difference with baseball. Thanks for that. Yup football is war. Cancel it....well, on the other hand just cancel spanos....he's a dickhead and has declared war on the city of SD and it's fine citizens.....he's like putin attempting to eliminate ukraine.....subsitute spanos for putin and SD for ukraine.......Albertos will be serving borscht with garlic fritters and potato pancakes, no more burritos.

 

[ThunderHorse17]

Perfect day for Gilly to Come Home.

Ps. Some old time real football included. That was a nice game. Defenseless receiver....WTF?

Yea i can see now why mom used to wonder why i even liked 2000s football. Some real hits and a few one too many now we need a new rule plays in there too

Oh and at 5:01 that tackle looked like it happened in the matrix!! That was some launch he got.

EDIT: And yes Carlin is spot on and some of those comparison jokes are still funny to this day. IM GOING HOME!! YAY!!

 

[SDRay]

Sup guys! I'm still forever hating Team Spanos!

 

[Gill Man]

Sup guys! I'm still forever hating Team Spanos!

RAY SIGHTING!!!!!!! COOL MAN, WELCOME BACK!! yup still hating here as always......are there even any SD chug fans left? IF so , they need to be quarnatined kinda like China is quaranting everyone in Shanghai with or without covid....lock them down. Chugitis is far more deadly than covid

 

[Harryo the K]

I understand Lead candidate for $4.5 billion dollar buying of the Broncos,
new owner candidate is Rob Walton.

The Waltons...

Jim Walton, $66.9 billion
Alice Walton, $66 billion

• S. Robson Walton, $65.7 billion. This is Rob Walton
• Lukas Walton, $16.7 billion
• Ann Walton Kroenke, $9.1 billion
• Nancy Walton Laurie, $8.2 billion
• Christy Walton, $8 billion

I'll wager the entire Federal income paid by all them fine folks,
wouldn't get you a Geno Smith back up,
Practice squad, forced to have one quarterback.

I think the Broncos might sell for 250% more that Deano's entire “worth”.
And that's not counting the debts he's avoiding.

 

[Faded Blues]

I understand Lead candidate for $4.5 billion dollar buying of the Broncos,
new owner candidate is Rob Walton.

The Waltons...

Jim Walton, $66.9 billion
Alice Walton, $66 billion

• S. Robson Walton, $65.7 billion. This is Rob Walton
• Lukas Walton, $16.7 billion
• Ann Walton Kroenke, $9.1 billion
• Nancy Walton Laurie, $8.2 billion
• Christy Walton, $8 billion

I'll wager the entire Federal income paid by all them fine folks,
wouldn't get you a Geno Smith back up,
Practice squad, forced to have one quarterback.

I think the Broncos might sell for 250% more that Deano's entire “worth”.
And that's not counting the debts he's avoiding.

Stan kroenke is married to a walton. Walton’s own Walmart. Interesting move.

 

[Harryo the K]

NFL approves OT rules tweak for playoffs only

NFL owners on Tuesday approved a rule proposal to modify overtime in the playoffs by ensuring both teams get a possession.

www.espn.com

More possessions=more commercials.

More possessions=more gambling.

Don’t be fooled.

NFL Satisfies Outraged Fans With New Overtime Rule That Both Teams Win

NEW YORK—Responding to outcry over the ending of a 2021 playoff victory by the Kansas City Chiefs over the Buffalo Bills, the National Football League reportedly satisfied fans Friday with a new overtime rule that both teams win. “This rule change, which will be implemented next season and will...

www.theonion.com

NFL Satisfies Outraged Fans With New Overtime Rule That Both Teams Win

NEW YORK—Responding to outcry over the ending of a 2021 playoff victory by the Kansas City Chiefs over the Buffalo Bills, the National Football League reportedly satisfied fans Friday with a new overtime rule that both teams win. “This rule change, which will be implemented next season and will...

www.theonion.com