Hatin' Harry's Chuggers Thread 2021 and Beyond to Infinity

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Damit, Harryo, your bitterness is spreading, The Gilly Gospel has come true.

 

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Damit, Harryo, your bitterness is spreading, The Gilly Gospel has come true.

Damn, that article just nails it! LOVE IT. Hey Dean, Fuck Off.
 

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Damit, Harryo, your bitterness is spreading, The Gilly Gospel has come true.

The first national writer to call it like it is. Remember though yahoo has no skin in the game.
 

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Damit, Harryo, your bitterness is spreading, The Gilly Gospel has come true.

Here’s the best quote:

“ And when his corporate welfare stickup was rebuffed, because San Diegans are awesome, Spanos took his ball and went north on I-5 to LA, leaving the town with a giant hole where a civic institution used to be.”
 

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God, I miss the old days. No court cases needed, just be a goddam American.
No Dan Synder lying, no Goodell lawyer written statement on why
Nothing happened there. I wasn't there...you weren't there...and nothing happen there.
And.. I fined him.
Now get back out there, buy some jackets, get you ssl and season ticket paid up,
and for God's sake,
Watch the Draft. You fans could also save a lot on our NFL Visa Allegation Card.

Yeah that aged well. Dude sounds like a bigot trying to explain his point of view and how it's the righteous/reasonable perspective.

Translation: nigga ain't worth a Bill, yet. (That's supposed to be slang for billion) and also apologies for the crude language. But it definitely was one of his it's that THEY don't have holding them back...

Equality and peace.....and guns. We will always love our guns.

EP&G to all!
 

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Great Literature Hour:

No team in football gives every other team their money’s worth like the Chargers do. I’m a Vikings fan. They’re amateurs by comparison. When you want the late-game equivalent of a meteorite hitting a day care center, accept no substitutes. If the Chargers worked a drive-thru, you’d arrive home with a bag full of empty taco shells and a roach salad. They’re just that good.

Your quarterback: Justin Herbert, who’s a perfect heir to Philip Rivers in that he’s really good, he’ll play with the Chargers forever, and all of it will add up to absolute dick. Herbert is destined to be the next guy who makes you say, “Damn, he threw 38 TDs this year?” at the end of every season and then you never think of him again. Imagine the Packers’ good fortune with quarterbacks, only NOTHING comes of it. There you are.

Your backup is immortal money gatherer Chase Daniel. The man should give a seminar.

Asante Samuel Jr. is here now and brings with him all of his father’s lessons in dropping critical interceptions. No better match of talent and organization.

Back in Marmalard’s heyday, you could count on the Chargers pulling off the occasional playoff upset before choking on their own spinal fluid in the later rounds. This was back when the Chargers had their own city. And fans. And any semblance of pride. That’s all gone now. This current iteration of the Chargers is an extinction-level football event. Dean Spanos doesn’t have to give a shit anymore. He made the team move, and now he lives in a bedroom under Stan Kroenke’s staircase. Now he gets to spend the rest of his life pleading with bouncers to check the list again for his name while the Chargers become a black hole where some of the brightest talents in the NFL are reduced to cosmic dust.

Enjoy the rest.

 

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Great Literature Hour:

No team in football gives every other team their money’s worth like the Chargers do. I’m a Vikings fan. They’re amateurs by comparison. When you want the late-game equivalent of a meteorite hitting a day care center, accept no substitutes. If the Chargers worked a drive-thru, you’d arrive home with a bag full of empty taco shells and a roach salad. They’re just that good.

Your quarterback: Justin Herbert, who’s a perfect heir to Philip Rivers in that he’s really good, he’ll play with the Chargers forever, and all of it will add up to absolute dick. Herbert is destined to be the next guy who makes you say, “Damn, he threw 38 TDs this year?” at the end of every season and then you never think of him again. Imagine the Packers’ good fortune with quarterbacks, only NOTHING comes of it. There you are.

Your backup is immortal money gatherer Chase Daniel. The man should give a seminar.

Asante Samuel Jr. is here now and brings with him all of his father’s lessons in dropping critical interceptions. No better match of talent and organization.

Back in Marmalard’s heyday, you could count on the Chargers pulling off the occasional playoff upset before choking on their own spinal fluid in the later rounds. This was back when the Chargers had their own city. And fans. And any semblance of pride. That’s all gone now. This current iteration of the Chargers is an extinction-level football event. Dean Spanos doesn’t have to give a shit anymore. He made the team move, and now he lives in a bedroom under Stan Kroenke’s staircase. Now he gets to spend the rest of his life pleading with bouncers to check the list again for his name while the Chargers become a black hole where some of the brightest talents in the NFL are reduced to cosmic dust.

Enjoy the rest.

Lmfao. Genius.
 

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Yeah that was a great post by Harry re: chug lore. There were some outstanding and hilarious comments too.
 

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:laugh: :tup::D
Last season, this rotten club ruined one of the best rookie quarterback seasons ever by:
– Failing to improve the offensive line at all, resulting in the unit being the 31st best in the NFL.
– Having, by all metrics, the worst season of special teams in league history by a sizable margin.
– Somehow building 16-point leads in four straight games and blowing all of them, including a 24-3 lead in the 3rd quarter against Drew fucking Lock and his 85th string wide receivers.
– Trying to run a QB sneak from a pass protection setup, which allowed the Bills rushers to utterly clobber Justin Herbert as his “line” stood around like lobotomized gargoyles.
– Watching their all-time great QB Rivers, who was unceremoniously run out of town last season after blaming him for all their woes, perform at a high level despite being one year older and playing on a pegleg most of that year.
Somehow, that cursed year doesn’t even crack the top five most painful Chargers seasons in my lifetime.
Fuck Marlon McCree’s soap-covered hands, fuck LaDanian Tomlinson’s knee, fuck Nate Kaeding, fuck our teenage GM Tom Telesco, and fuck the Shit Family Robinson that is the Spanos brood. I hope I live long enough to see Dean publicly executed atop the rubble of Qualcomm Stadium
 

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The medical staff for this team attempted to murder our starting quarterback 10 minutes before kickoff. Putin is envious of the ruthless efficiency in which our medical unit can debilitate its own players. It’s a miracle they haven’t poisoned Herbert with novichok yet (still early).
 

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Dean Spanos can’t even manage family dinner without a bunfight breaking out. Little wonder why Chargers fans feel nothing but an impending sense of doom. Even when we were smart (that playoff game against the Ravens when we played all DBs against Lamar) we fell down flat on our faces (trying exactly the same tactic against Bill Belichick the week after, hoping he decided to take the week off from game prep).
 

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that fucker was a gambling addict. He would use the profits from the chargers to pay for his horses. Fucktard.
Can an owner now bet on his own team? Eg. Jerry Jones puts $100,00 down on Cowboys to win the NFC East.

And why not? You will take Joe Citizen's last $1000, why not Jones' money? If it's legal, it's
Legal. League has no moral code on the sexual or racial affairs of a Club, why would they
forbid an owner from betting and still encourage their fans to do?
 
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Can an owner now bet on his own team? Eg. Jerry Jones puts $100,00 down on Cowboys to win the NFC East.

And why not? You will take Joe Citizen's last $1000, why not Jones' money? If it's legal, it's
Legal. League has no moral code on the sexual or racial affairs of a Club, why would they
forbid an owner from betting and still encourage their fans to do?
Hopefully he’d do it so they can go Pete Rose on him and give him a lifetime ban. Or conversely let Pete back and into the Hall since gambling is so widely accepted now.
 
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Hopefully he’d do it so they can go Pete Rose on him and give him a lifetime ban. Or conversely let Pete back and into the Hall since gambling is so widely accepted now.

Here's the NFL. Forbid Tony Romo.....to attend......a Fantasy Football Convention.....held at...
......a Las Vegas Casino. 2015. That moral compass sure does spins around fast.


 
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Here's the NFL. Forbid Tony Romo.....to attend......a Fantasy Football Convention.....held at...
......a Las Vegas Casino. 2015. That moral compass sure does spins around fast.


the moral of this story:

players can’t make money off gambling, only owners can.
 

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Ryan Leaf, the greatest LA Chugger, even wearing their shirt.

Seriously, a good segment.
 

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Interesting segment thanks for posting. He sounds like he got it together. Not sure what to make of wearing a FUdean sweater. Wonder what he thinks of them.
 
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I wait in the Courthouse hallway for Stan Kroenke to sue Deano for more
failing to cover his costs. League will 'give' Stan, the Deano's relocation fees.
Or there will a court case.
 
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