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Do we have a "My best jokes" thread??

wrbanwal

Well-Known Member
#1
Little Girls Are So Smart

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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

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The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

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The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

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"Thanks," the girl replied.

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The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

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"Little Partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

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The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
 

Trumpet_Man

Well-Known Member
#5
When Lightning Strikes said:
I want to say something very negative about were you posted this thread...but i wont
He is old and feeble and did not know the location where the jokes thread are located. :yes: :icon_shrug:

Ya gotta give gramps a break this one time but next time go for the genitals. :icon_mrgreen:
 

wrbanwal

Well-Known Member
#6
When Lightning Strikes said:
I want to say something very negative about were you posted this thread...but i wont

wtf??

you coulda just told me where it was

like h8r did

damn thing was buried!!

:icon_shrug:
 

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