Big Ben Talks Trash

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HI-Boltage

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Sounds like this guy's asking for a little too much. He kind of makes it sound like it's going to be a walk in the park. The powder blues will prevail this time.
 

Trumpet_Man

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I think if we pound his face it will stay dented like a cars fender after an auto accident.

He has some sort of plate in his cheek or some shit. I say we test it out.

Plus "X" marks the spot where the appendix was removed. :yes: :icon_banana:
 

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Trumpet_Man said:
I think if we pound his face it will stay dented like a cars fender after an auto accident.

He has some sort of plate in his cheek or some shit. I say we test it out.

Plus "X" marks the spot where the appendix was removed. :yes: :icon_banana:
fooooooooooorrreeeeeee
 

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Trumpet_Man said:
I think if we pound his face it will stay dented like a cars fender after an auto accident.

He has some sort of plate in his cheek or some shit. I say we test it out.

Plus "X" marks the spot where the appendix was removed. :yes: :icon_banana:
“Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I’m very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.” :bolt:
 

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AthensPhilipRiversFan said:
big ben can go kiss a car bumper and bite my big ole Bama butt

now...try sayin that 17 times really fast :icon_eek:


Damn near hid under my desk after reading that Teresa. :lol:
 

AthensPhilipRiversFan

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Damn near hid under my desk after reading that Teresa. :lol:

wellllllllllllllll THIS one is personal.

i got this friend in Greensburg, PA.

she is to Steelers football what I am to Philip Rivers as a Quarterback.

The woman lives in breathes Steelers football.

She was big on gettin Rivers in the draft. PA gettin her friend's Bama boy. I wanted him back in the beloved black and gold like Athens High wears. We had game plans. We had trips planned. Then frickin Ego Maniac hadda go screw all that up. (Not complaining, I'm glad Rivers became a Bolt and that he's just gettin his chance but this is vital to the backstory! LOL)

See the way we saw it? Maniac to the Bolts. Ben to the Giants and Rivers would be playing for NC State alumni Coach Cowher. The ties that bind would all be in place. We really had it all figured out. She was thrilled. I was thrilled. But then again....Ego and his Daddy had to mess up our lil dream fest.

Well, last year, when Philip was still holding that damn clipboard and Big Ben's team won the Super Bowl...my Pennsylvania friend became unbearable. She denied ever wanting Rivers as a Steeler. She was Big Ben all the way.

I got this email all about it. How happy she was with Big Ben and how she was so glad...in the end...how it worked out cause Rivers was still sitting and the Steelers got their Super Bowl.

I called her up. Told her to frickin keep on celebrating cause it was MY homeboy's turn next!!!! Told her he could whup Big Ben's ass with one hand tied behind his back.

Nahhh she says, "Rivers can't run like Big Ben." Welllll I say, "Big Ben can't throw like Rivers." So it's been going back and forth tween us since the minute the Super Bowl ended.

Pity the poor woman, she still thinks that she got the best end of the deal. :icon_wink: I absolutely cannot wait until this game is won and done (by the Bolts of course) cause I'm gonna be making a call up North to Greensburg P.A. to say BIG BEN WHO?!

And better than that....10 years from now....20 years from now...I'm still gonna be callin her reminding her who was the BEST qb in the draft of '04...and his name aint Ben and he's got more sense than to ride a motorcycle without a helmet and i don't care if he looks like a freakin giraffe when he runs....cause he can frickin throw the ball and that's what QB's do.

ummmm...yeah, it's personal. :icon_tease:
 
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http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6033794

"We played them (the Chargers) last year and got to beat them and that was fun, but I want to keep doing it," he said. "I don't want to just do it once. I want to beat every team every time we play them."
Shows how stupid he is, does he think it makes him unique from every other player?
Does every player not want to win every game? What a fag.:lol:
 

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:icon_evil: Dr's Merriman and Phillips will need to help out Ben with his Spleen and Pancreas.

Bens clock needs cleaning from the Williams, Olshansky and Castillo Clock Cleaning Service.

Officers Jammer, Florence, Cromartie, McCree and Hart will nab speeding Pigskins and have then serve a 6 point sentence for the Men in Powder Blue & Gold.

I know that I am leaving out some but they also will get chance at Roethlisberger for him to go home with his tail between his legs and a Chargers win.:icon_evil:
 

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turbo_turtle said:
:icon_evil: Dr's Merriman and Phillips will need to help out Ben with his Spleen and Pancreas.
Big Ben is the Appendix. Chris Simms is the Spleen.

When the Bucs play the Steelers later in the season, they will call it ...

The Internal Organ Bowl
 
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turbo_turtle

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Shamrock said:
Big Ben is the Appendix. Chris Simms is the Spleen.

When the Bucs play the Steelers later in the season, they will call it ...

The Internal Organ Bowl
:icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: I love it. What kind of trophy will the winner get? :icon_shrug: A new Appendix or Spleen perhaps.:icon_rofl: :icon_rofl: :icon_rofl:
 

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Trumpet_Man said:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6033794

"We played them (the Chargers) last year and got to beat them and that was fun, but I want to keep doing it," he said. "I don't want to just do it once. I want to beat every team every time we play them."
You call that trash talk???? HA.. Go on over to the SteelerNation site and get a load of the crap ole Trumpet Man here has been laying down... Pathetic...... I would much prefer to talk football than toss arrows, yes????
 

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L8nitewhiz said:
You call that trash talk???? HA.. Go on over to the SteelerNation site and get a load of the crap ole Trumpet Man here has been laying down... Pathetic...... I would much prefer to talk football than toss arrows, yes????
You must have been one of the ones who froze and wet himself when confronted by my brilliance. :lol:
 

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Given our meltdown last week, I can see him having some confidence. The only team that can beat the Chargers this Sunday is the Chargers.

God, I sure hope we come to play.
 

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Shamrock said:
Big Ben is the Appendix. Chris Simms is the Spleen.

When the Bucs play the Steelers later in the season, they will call it ...

The Internal Organ Bowl
and that's after we do some surgery on the steelers players
 

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Big Ben is hardly in a position to talk trash. They're 1-2. :no:

Somebody needs to clean his clock. :yes: :foley53: :bolt:
 

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The Crash test Dummy will eat his words. He is going agains teh NUMBER 1 defense in the NFL!
 

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I think Big Ben is going to become a big baby the more he loses and the tougher the game gets.
 
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Concudan said:
The Crash test Dummy will eat his words. He is going agains teh NUMBER 1 defense in the NFL!
Let see here (calculating)

Oakland (Chokeland) Raiders with suspect offensive line and an over-the-hill quarterback in Brooks......yeah, thats a tough matchup..whew !!

Tennessee ...........(sweating here)......yeah..........Kerry Collins pretty much still in pro bowl form there........that Vince Young cat too........amazing......yeah!!

Baltimore (wide eyed)..............sniffs..............

Yeah.....that bout sums it up...........Steelers shouldnt even show up based on that Number one defensive ranking alone.

Ill call Cowher and have em save the airfare for another day.......

You guys win...........what were we thinkin

*(picks up the phone to dial Pittsburgh, Pa training facility)
 

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Blitzburghv5_5Lombardi's said:
Let see here (calculating)

Oakland (Chokeland) Raiders with suspect offensive line and an over-the-hill quarterback in Brooks......yeah, thats a tough matchup..whew !!

Tennessee ...........(sweating here)......yeah..........Kerry Collins pretty much still in pro bowl form there........that Vince Young cat too........amazing......yeah!!

Baltimore (wide eyed)..............sniffs..............

Yeah.....that bout sums it up...........Steelers shouldnt even show up based on that Number one defensive ranking alone.

Ill call Cowher and have em save the airfare for another day.......

You guys win...........what were we thinkin

*(picks up the phone to dial Pittsburgh, Pa training facility)
And the only W you team could pull out is against the Dolphins. Yeah, I would be boasting if I were you...:tdown: NOT
 

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Concudan said:
And the only W you team could pull out is against the Dolphins. Yeah, I would be boasting if I were you...:tdown: NOT

Even Houston beat the dolphins :icon_rofl:
 
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Concudan said:
And the only W you team could pull out is against the Dolphins. Yeah, I would be boasting if I were you...:tdown: NOT
Ahem......excuse me sir, But if not for two Steeler miscues (fumbles deep in their own territory) we'd be 2-1. We practically dominated the Bungles on both sides of the line--Palmer was sacked 6 times and fumbled 3 of em. Rudi got what ....? 50 yards .........

Ill give Jax all the props and credit in the world. They brought game......on Monday night. But come on....be real with me here. Our opponents vs your opponents there is no comparison.

SD Pitt
Oak 0-3 Miami 1-3
Tenn 0-4 Jax 2-2
Balt 4-0 Cincy 3-1

total 4-7 6-6

Youve beaten two pathetic winless teams (Oak, Tenn) and the team you lost to, beat two pathetic winless teams (TB, Oak). At least Pitt has been defeated by playoff contenders (div contenders/title winners). NObody on that schedule of yours thus far, strikes fear in any team on Sundays. Every team Pitt has faced thus far has been tagged as playoff/SB contenders.

But we'll see (how things turn out) Sunday wont we ? Dont let the 1-2 record fool you.
 

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Blitzburghv5_5Lombardi's said:
Ahem......excuse me sir, But if not for two Steeler miscues (fumbles deep in their own territory) we'd be 2-1. We practically dominated the Bungles on both sides of the line--Palmer was sacked 6 times and fumbled 3 of em. Rudi got what ....? 50 yards .........

Ill give Jax all the props and credit in the world. They brought game......on Monday night. But come on....be real with me here. Our opponents vs your opponents there is no comparison.

SD Pitt
Oak 0-3 Miami 1-3
Tenn 0-4 Jax 2-2
Balt 4-0 Cincy 3-1

total 4-7 6-6

Youve beaten two pathetic winless teams (Oak, Tenn) and the team you lost to, beat two pathetic winless teams (TB, Oak). At least Pitt has been defeated by playoff contenders (div contenders/title winners). NObody on that schedule of yours thus far, strikes fear in any team on Sundays. Every team Pitt has faced thus far has been tagged as playoff/SB contenders.

But we'll see (how things turn out) Sunday wont we ? Dont let the 1-2 record fool you.

What the matter Rooneys check to the refs did clear in time????:icon_rofl:
 

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Blitzburghv5_5Lombardi's said:
Ahem......excuse me sir, But if not for two Steeler miscues (fumbles deep in their own territory) we'd be 2-1. We practically dominated the Bungles on both sides of the line--Palmer was sacked 6 times and fumbled 3 of em. Rudi got what ....? 50 yards .........

Ill give Jax all the props and credit in the world. They brought game......on Monday night. But come on....be real with me here. Our opponents vs your opponents there is no comparison.

SD Pitt
Oak 0-3 Miami 1-3
Tenn 0-4 Jax 2-2
Balt 4-0 Cincy 3-1

total 4-7 6-6

Youve beaten two pathetic winless teams (Oak, Tenn) and the team you lost to, beat two pathetic winless teams (TB, Oak). At least Pitt has been defeated by playoff contenders (div contenders/title winners). NObody on that schedule of yours thus far, strikes fear in any team on Sundays. Every team Pitt has faced thus far has been tagged as playoff/SB contenders.

But we'll see (how things turn out) Sunday wont we ? Dont let the 1-2 record fool you.
Fact of the matter is you could only get a W against the Dolphins. You want to crow about that, go ahead.