2022 hopefully not harpooned Padre Season, Tale of the Whale by Bob Melville

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The Colorado Rockies were officially eliminated from the 2022 Major League Baseball postseason on Monday.
The Rockies, who have 14 games remaining in the season, are in fifth place in the National League West division standings with a 64-84 record.
This is the 24th time the Rockies have failed to quality for baseball's postseason in 30 seasons (the 1994 playoffs were canceled).
I know they'll want to play spoiler for a divisional rival like us, but I'm hoping the Rockies go into "vacation mode" and play a bunch of reserves against us, maybe bring up a few pitchers from the minors or something.
 
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those 2 look like they are being held hostage by ISIS and just before the black hood goes on :eek:
Seidler is clueless, he thinks it's going to be a pinata party.
 
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Five takeaways from yesterday’s game.
well there's your answer as to why Mus was pulled after 72 pitches. Just wish Meth hadn't gone into immediate failure mode. Someone needs to give him downers in his drinks...make him think he's getting caffeine and slip in some bennies.
 

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manure very lucky in the first gets out of a bases loaded no outs situation unscathed. DP grounder got him out of it. The guy is living on the edge. He's too out there right now...don't trust him at all.
 

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no outs bases loaded. Aquashave is a waste of a roster spot.
can't trust the guy. They really need to figure out how to replace him before he wrecks our chances. Luckily they don't have to use him in the shorter playoff series and I'm not sure but maybe even in the 7 game series if there is enough rest in between. He should only pitch games against pushovers and even then give him the hook very early if he even begins to break down...that situation right there was one of em...he lucked out bigtime.
 

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super nice hit by Profar and Azocar hauling ass on the play gets to 3rd. Soto needs to come up big here.
 

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Nice.....profar is really making a statement......Manny brings him home with a single......2-0. Prior to that Soto got a lot of pitches out of Feltner....then grounded deep in the hole to score Azocar and the runner was safe at 2nd......produce runs any way you can.
 

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Fuking cut this pitcher right now. And fire preller while we’re at it
yeah I just don't trust manure anymore. Dude has been in the dumper for a while now. Can't have a time bomb down the stretch. Luckily it was a solo shot. 2-1.
 

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how the hell are we not crushing this team????? They suck. You mean to tell me we suck WORSE??????? WTH.
 
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Phillies win, Brewers win. At present, Phillies and
Padres tied for no. 2.

Now, would be a good time for Manny dugout outrage.